The Jateka Juice
Eleanor Eleanor; the small green pea,
Looks so small, beside a tree.
Kristy Kristy; the bright cheery orange,
Looks so cute with her small little fringe.
Esther Esther; the shining starfruit,
Always in an optimistic mood.
Steffi Steffi; the act blur mushroom,
When GC’s around, she’ll be in the room.
Gina Gina; the yellow banana,
Always so smiley as our Miss Han-na.
Our Miss Han-na; like a cucumber,
Always so cool, even in a slumber.
Wenfang Wenfang; the green green pear,
Always have something for everyone to share.
Gekteng Gekteng; the brown olde kiwi,
Peel off the skin & sweetness you’ll see.
Clara Clara; the stick of celery,
Ever so sporty, healthy and free.
Yiling Yiling; the sweet honeydew,
We like her as much as a barbecue.
Jocelyn Jocelyn; the broccoli,
Loves Shingo and eating lollies.
Xiaowen Xiaowen; the baby kailan,
Always around when there is fun.
Jolyn Jolyn; the red hot chilli,
Spunky, feisty & oh-so cheeky.
Ningli Ningli; the lady’s finger,
Has 10 fingers that are so nimble.
Kelly Kelly; the rambutan,
What a coincidence, her surname is Tan.
Karmen Karmen; the pineapple,
The great student councillor.
Shien Shien; the yellow mango,
Can dance all, even the tango.
Shirlene Shirlene; the fan of guava,
Could be the next guava diva.
Priscilla Priscilla; the tomato,
The opposite of a couch potato.
Zhenzhen Zhenzhen; the long long bean,
Her figure is so lanky & lean.
Comint Comint; the red strawberry,
Always so sweet, friendly like a fairy.
Mayping Mayping; the rosy apple,
Always the great big crapper.
Yilin Yilin; the funky orange carrot,
Always so spontaneous unlike the lazy maggot.
Felicia Felicia; the cauliflower,
She likes to go around helping others.
Michelle Michelle; the avocado,
Quite clever & never the bodo.
Xinyun Xinyun; the mangosteen,
Among the fruits, she’s the queen.
Jiayi Jiayi; the dragonfruit,
Always so clean, never in soot.
Angell Angell; the sugarcane,
Ever so graceful, like a crane.
Yihern Yihern; the small purple grape,
Likes bananas but is not an ape.
Weiquan Weiquan; a berry from the tropics,
Loves to read his chinese comics.
Junyu Junyu; the huge jackfruit,
Likes to have some hoops to shoot.
CK CK; the persimmon,
Never has anything to lament.
Chaojie Chaojie; the spiky durian,
A tough nut to crack but a good friend.
Chengqian Chengqian; the big orange pumpkin,
Always values his friends and kins.
Arlong Arlong; the yellow corn,
Of basketball he is very fond.
Stirring all the ingredients, he makes the perfect bond.
With Mr Yeo heading the way,
The Jateka Juice is born!
GOT JUICE?
Such sweet kids(:
CLARA. BIMBO BIMBO nanenanepoopoo. Impression on this preeeetyyy girl is, you can't reject her! Problem lies with her innocent looks. "Can you help me" "HUH!
NO Okay lor."
SHIEN. SHUAI GE XD *pinches her cheek* SO CUTE! *plants a kiss* AHHHH. Shi En, please help to clean the board on Friday. YES WE MUST HELP ONE ANOTHER. Stop smirking!
HANNAH. This round and bubbling figure is ever so fun. She loves to sing. Like to talk crap and laugh for no particular reason. Glass breaks when she sings. AHHH! xP
NINGLI. Ningli and her spiderwebs. Crap so much and likes to dance. She likes to eat leftover food. Jk jk. Very responsible. Next time got project must do with her.
GEKTENG. Gecko! Our chinese rep who likes to poke here poke there poke everywhere. Very lao gu dong person... idol is Cao Cao. Can you imagine it? tsktsk.
XINYUN. Her favourite canteen stall is the sell meatball noodles one. Always crap and gossip one. And her favourite topic is zhenzhen's boyfriends!!! HEEHEE!
ZHENZHEN. She has alot of fake rumours.. with almost all the guys in our class. She's very skinny, but she eats more than a gorilla OMG OMG. Likes to sing crap.
FELICIA. She loves to have a sudden 'outpouring of affection' towards people. Hmm. And her favourite phrase is 'Crap lar.' And she's an SC. OMG. :P
KRISTY. Cute cute girl! Responsible and loud but sometimes will go crazy. Claims that she is some wife of some prince of tennis. Beware of this little chilli!
YILIN. Aiyo, this girl ah.. nothing to say. Quite a naughty SC and is very crap and gay and likes poking people. She likes to do 3/4 of projects! Haha.
XIAOWEN. Crappy and loves to gossip. Don't think we don't know okay! Plays the beloved cello and we are all relying on her to smack Fel's butt during SE. HEEEHEE.
ANGELL. This girl ah, wanted to isolate herself in the beggining of sec one, but according to her, after influence of her sitting partner *ahem#, she learned the spirit of crap!
ELEANOR. Similar to the size of a chair(jkjk). Our chairperson. Always like to scream at us. Her voice is not very loud, but she loves talking, so when she talk noone can hear! Haha.
YILING. HEH HEH muackiiexz. Likes to act blur. And she likes JJ LIN so much that she wants his armpit hair. Eh no, the armpit hair thing is Kelly. Paiseh.
JOCELYN. "You going home? WAIT FOR ME!" *waits for 3 hours* "Coming coming!" tsktsk. But this girl is quite adorable. Also likes to poke people and swiim. (Can you imagine her in a bikini? HEE jk.)
WENFANG. Lame freak. Art pro sia. Plays the ER HU, and likes to act blur and she loves MP and XY's signatures! Has a great and wonderful partner(left). Please agree with me. =) :P Rumoured to have ten husbands!
ESTHER. "OMG ESTHER IS HERE! RUN!" Esther slumbers into view. "Eh where's everybody?" Some people peep out of their windows. "Where's Esther". "THERE! That tiny potato there!" "
duh... :P
MICHELLE. A bubbly and enthusiastic figure. Here's a poem on her: Michelle Michelle can act cute, Act her Act there until you puke! Ha. Joking. But she is one great friend. DHSCO ROCKS! *advertise*
SHIRLENE. SLAP YOU AH! is Shirlene's favourite phrase. Her voice is quite deep, but she's quite cute
lar. *mian qiang* HEE quite a nice sitting partner.
KELLY. This one is 100% Ah lian! Our Orang Utan in class. She thinks she can marry Joshua Ang by collecting and buying his armpit hair. And she likes to act gay and be gay. Gay and happyyyy.
STEFFI. Loves to open her 'innocent' eyes and act blur. With her in class, we can always hear stuff like: "GOOD CHARLOTTE! WOO~" "SHAWN LEE <3" *sighs*. 2J, we'll try to tolerate all these crap. :P
PRISCILLA. Her bootiful nickname PRIZZY was given by the dearest MP. She likes to eat Pizza! No lar, but she loves to eat though. That explains her size! Hahahahahaha.
GINA. Helpful, cause she likes to help Wenfang find crappy husbands she don't even know! Quite cute lar. *mian qiang* Haha. A very nice girl here actually. Cousin of Yiyuan. LOL LOL.
COMINT. Gay gay gay gay. Her screaming is like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH kind of loud and she has brown hair and act cute lar! Haha. Her file and her bag is ths most untidiest thing on earth. tsk.
JIAYI. Has a great flair for language. Don't you just love her posts? Heard her singing in class once and she claims that she sing too high so out of tune. HMMM DON'T FAKE! Hee kidding. :D
JOLYN. Aye aye, comrades. She has alot of crap stuffed in her body. That's probably what she is made off. If you don't listen to her, she will threaten to sing. OH DEAR! :D
KARMEN. OMG THIS GIRL IS COW. Likes to sleep and polish her NPCC boots in class. Likes to act aunty and scream. I think that she looks like Ah Meng the orang utan. Has an adorable sitting partner. HEE.
MAYPING. This girl is nice and funny and in other words, she's the great. By now, you should have figured out that she's the one filling this. Otherwise, you are a COWWWW.
YIHERN. Likes to teach people maths. Some people claim that he's abit irritating and I think that the some people are quite right! Haha jk. Quite a helpful but lazy little boy.
AHLONG. The AV rep said to be blessed with the 'Magic Touch'.Always seen busy tucking in his shirt in the presence of teachers.Thinks that he is sexy, but otherwise proven untrue. =)
CHENGQIAN. The guy who craps alot.Just read what he posted and you'll know. =)
CK.Finds great joy in playing with the two wriggly things above his eyes. Great potential in being an actor,a comedian. Possess an unusual relationship with CJ(hmmms.*smirks*) Likes to have Staring Competitions and 'Who talk first will lose' games with Chinese teachers.
WEIQUAN. Best known as Mr FeiYuQing No.2. Laughs alot but does practically nothing. Note that I added 'practically'. Talks little but craps alot. Go figure it. IS A BIG FAT LAZY BUM :D
SEAN. He is the most probably the nicest guy in 2J.(I feel like I'm lying.)
JUNYU. a.k.a Ah Zha, the famous Thai pickle. He is very humble and shy.
CHAOJIE. Okay. This fellow is a very interesting guy. At times, he can be a wonderful entertainer who just make you roll your eyeballs like no one's business. Possess a legendary weapon which resembles a long metal rod from the class's cupboard. Okay, just a gentle reminder. No dangerous activities in class and Rule No.7 please.(Check it out if you don't know what Rule 7 is.)Oh.And please remember to do your duties, especially *ahem*.(You guys from 2J'06 should know my identity. =) )(Sorry Chaojie, borrow so much your space.)
Homework rush
TENTATIVE*
TKAM news article- 07/08/06, monday
LA CA2 assignment on neverending story- 11/08/06, friday
Math project, pairwork- math sculpture. check up on asknlearn.
LSP project- brochure on healthy eating and lifestyle for teenagers
Revision for life science test
Science debate on abortion
Some math test paper practise
Chinese test revision- 11/08/06, friday
Geography video
Pay class fund!
Transport feedback form- 07/08/06, monday
Jammin'
TESTS!
STUDY HARD EVERYBODY, JIAYOU JIAYOU!
The classtee is ready!
Our class got no.1 for the TOP CLASS CHALLENGE! All thanks to those who have PUT IN HARD WORK! (:
Angell got 2nd&Most Popular Female Model award for Zaobao Glamour Quest 2006!
Congrats!
OMG some of us saw a woman touching/smelling her body when we looked out of the science laboratory window during science lesson!
The girls received
two immunity cards each to use on the guys! MUAHAHAHA!
Was chosen the site with the
Best Blog Entries Of The Month in the tsktsk/mp site. Congatulations! (LOL!)
JATEKA WON TOP CLASS CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE RULE!
HAHAHAHAHA'
Hey peeps, this is the section where certain great people will sacrifice certain hours and a fairly large amount of brain juice
to think up some
jokes,
funny stuff and if you are lucky, brain teasers. So please enjoy, and don't forget the people who slaved to bring this to you.
Brain Teasers and Problems
1. John lived in the tallest block of flats in his town. He lived on the 15th floor. Everyday after school he would walk home.
When he got to his block he would take the lift alone, as he never got into the lift with a stranger before. He owuld press the button
for the 8th floor and then he would use the stairs to climb on the 15th floor. On rainy days however, he would press the button to the 15th floor.
Why is this so? (Michelle)
Answer: Because he was too short, and on rainy days, he could use his umbrella to press the button for the 15th floor.
2. Problem: There was this peculiar green man, he was all green. His body, his eyes, his hair, his eyebrows, his tongue, his lips.. Etc. You name it, everything was GREEN!
Then one day he was bathing, then "DINGDONG!” the doorbell rang. He wrapped himself in another green towel, leaving himself half-naked (read: the top, not the bottom!).
He opened the door to find a woman staring at him, but at that point of time, his towel suddenly dropped on the floor!
And the woman, upon seeing that, turned around and ran off towards the road, and sadly, she died when a car crashed into her.
EXPLAIN WHY! (karmen)
Answer: Well, don’t cross when the green man is FLASHING!
3. A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why? (CK)
Answer: An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!
4. Once there was a balding man who only had three hairs left on his head. Why did he still pluck out the strand in the middle? (Michelle)
Answer: He wanted a centre parting.
5. Once there were two girls called Jenny and Jean. They were born on the same day, in the same year, in the same month. They had the same parents and blood relations and lived in the same house. They looked identical too. However, they insisted that they were not twins. So what were they? (Michelle)
Answer: They are two children from a set of triplets.
6. How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: None. That's a hardware question (webriddles.com)
7. I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
Answer: The King of Hearts in a deck of cards. (webriddles.com)
8. Name one eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end.
Answer: "Inkstand" "in" is at the beginning, "kst" is in the middle, and "and" is at the end. (webriddles.com)
9. It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?
Answer: A pig. (webriddles.com)
10. There's a fork in the road to Heaven, where one way leads to Hell. At this fork in the road, two twin brothers live who are exactly alike, except that one always tells the truth and the other one always lies. What single question can you ask one of them to find the way to Heaven? (Lu Lao Shi)
Answer: Point to one of the two ways and ask one brother "Would your brother say that this is the way to Hell?". If he answers "Yes" it's the way to Heaven, if he says "No", run the other way. (webriddles.com)
11. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Because he was too chicken.
12. What does mozart do now that he is dead?
Answer: He decomposes...
13. What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Answer: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
14. Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
Answer: To find Poo-h..
15. Why can't skeletons play church music?
Answer: They don't have any organs!
16. Why is a tree like a dog?
Answer: Because they both lose their bark when they die.
17. Why is a toaster given the name "toaster"?
Answer: Becasue it toasts bread.
Jokes
1. Once upon a time, there was this wizard who lost one of his fingers in a duel. Feeling really sad, he went to a pet shop to buy a pet to cheer himself up.
There was now this new craze among young teenage girls about these cute and fluffy little pets who are named after their various colours, eg bluie; greenie etc.
The wizard bought one of these fluffy pets and the shopkeeper asked him curiously, "Why did you buy it?" The wizard answered, "Because I lost my Pinkie."
2. Once upon, there was an Orang Utan called Kelly. HAHAHAHA. (please laugh)
3. A little boy was visiting his grandmother and the young boy asked his grandmother,"grandma, how old are you"? She replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that". A few minutes past and the young boy asked his grandmother another question, "how much do you weight"? The grandmother replied,
"you shouldn't ask me questions like that"! The following week when the little boy went back to school he told his friends about the coversation he had with his grandmother and how he was unable to get an answer from her. The little boy's friends advised him to look on her drivers license, all the information will be there.
The next week when the little boy was visiting his grandmother he told her he knew how much she weighed and how old she was. The grandmother didn't believe him until he told her,"you weight 130lb., and you are 65 years old". Then the little boy in a bashfull way wispered to his grandmother, "I also know you got an F in Sex".
